Horny Beaver Trail Mix
Horny Beaver Trail Mix
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DAM! She’s horny!
Hanger is real, and beavers are highly sensitive to it. When shes hangry and you see the hostility rising, grab the only snack that can tame the savage beast – Horny Beaver Spicy Trail Mix. Once they taste the fury, you’ll understand why fighting fire with fire is a dam good idea.
Each Horny Beaver is pumped full of a wild blend of salty, savory, and spicy flavors that everyone will love, so you’ll be excited to spread it around. Serve up a mound of Horny Beaver Snack Mix at parties or, if you think you can handle that much heat solo, keep it all to yourself.
Horny Beaver Spicy Trail Mix is a cheeky gag gift for men and women who love hot snacks and hostile mammals. It’s a hysterical addition to adult Easter baskets, holiday care packages, and gift baskets. Slip this mouth-watering, crunchy treat in as a funny stocking stuffer, or wrap it up as a silly white elephant idea.
Hanger is real, and beavers are highly sensitive to it. When shes hangry and you see the hostility rising, grab the only snack that can tame the savage beast – Horny Beaver Spicy Trail Mix. Once they taste the fury, you’ll understand why fighting fire with fire is a dam good idea.
Each Horny Beaver is pumped full of a wild blend of salty, savory, and spicy flavors that everyone will love, so you’ll be excited to spread it around. Serve up a mound of Horny Beaver Snack Mix at parties or, if you think you can handle that much heat solo, keep it all to yourself.
Horny Beaver Spicy Trail Mix is a cheeky gag gift for men and women who love hot snacks and hostile mammals. It’s a hysterical addition to adult Easter baskets, holiday care packages, and gift baskets. Slip this mouth-watering, crunchy treat in as a funny stocking stuffer, or wrap it up as a silly white elephant idea.
