Horny Elves Naughty Cotton Candy

While Santa gets all the hype and adoration, the elves in the North Pole need love too. And, after all a whole year of toil, they can really use something to satisfy their naughty cravings. Up at Santa’s workshop, the most popular way to take the edge off is Horny Elves Naughty Cotton Candy. The sweet, fluffy snack really hits the spot after all that hard work.

Horny Elves Cotton Candy is a funny candy for men that is sure to make them giggle like a teenager beside the Christmas tree. They’ll know you’ve got their number and appreciate their struggle. The soft pink strawberry candy may not completely take care of their holiday yearnings, but it’ll at least keep their mouths busy so they can wait until you settle in for a long…winter’s nap.

And since everyone can relate to this randy little elf’s predicament, horny elf candy is an awesome gender-neutral Christmas gag gift for white elephant parties, stocking fillers, costume contest prizes, and gourmet gift basket ideas.