Calm Down Kevin Cotton Candy

Just because you’re minding your own business doesn’t mean Kevin is. Calm Down, Kevin premium cotton candy just may be the only think that can keep this wild khaki pants wearing beast from shouting about vegan food gift alternatives at your local sushi bar. We don’t know why these things happen, but such emergencies happen at pub crawls, goat milking competitions, and church services all across the United States every single day. Our funny stocking stuffers for teens and adults will hit home on Christmas morning, at birthday parties, and when you’re holding a bake sale outside of Walmart. Make sure your friends and family are prepared to fling the fun gag Christmas gifts for men and women across the parking lot and run while the vigilante Kevin checks to see if it’s a gluten-free candy for gourmet gift baskets so his Valentines Day candy box doesn’t offend his wife Karen.