Lady Toots Cotton Candy

Lady Toots Cotton Candy – Classy Ladies Share!

Dainty and Delish

Tasty lady toots are nature’s best kept secret! Who knew that feminine flatulence could be as crave-worthy as sweet, sugary cotton candy? It’s true! And, we’ve worked out the scientific method to harness that girly gas to the world’s delight. Lady Toots Cotton Candy is the fluffy, pink snack that you never knew you needed in your life.

 Specs, Features and Bragging Rights

• Fluffy and sweet pink cotton candy lady toots
• THE perfect gift for that special gal who is sassy, classy, and gassy
• Ripped and packaged in the USA
• Hilarious gag gift for the whole fart-loving family

Giving This Sassy Gift is a Gas!

It's the perfect cotton candy gag gift for all your friends. The hilarious vintage lady design will have everyone rolling with laughter, making it a wonderful, unexpected addition to holiday care packages and gift baskets. Slip it in as a funny stocking stuffer, or wrap it up for a hilarious white elephant idea or Secret Santa gift.