Make Me Squirt Ranch Cotton Candy

As a native to the Midwest, Aunt Jessi can confirm that dinner isn’t ready until the ranch dressing hits the table. When that first blast of creamy white sauce hits your lips, sheer ecstasy floods your senses and primal urges completely take over. You squirt their stuff everywhere with reckless abandon, from your salads to your French fries. And when the savage feast is over, a zesty ranch dressing lover staggers away grinning from ear to ear with it dripping from their chin. The only appropriate dessert after dining on that midwestern delicacy is a sack load of You Make Me Want to Squirt Cotton Candy.

Aunt Jessi’s Make Me Squirt Ranch gourmet cotton candy is full of blueberry flavor and sure to keep you coming back handful after handful. Men, Women, and Teens will love finding this offbeat delicious surprise featuring funny gift packaging under the Christmas tree. Make Me Squirt Ranch delicious gourmet cotton candy will satisfy any sweet tooth and is healthier than most treats.

When it’s time let your hair down after a long day, indulge in some of Jessi's world-famous candy floss. It’s a unique treat for birthday parties, binge watching weekends, and date night snacks. Looking for a delicious, sweet treat full of flavor? Our weird candies will not only give you a chuckle but make your taste buds happy too. Make Me Squirt Ranch cotton candy features a resealable snacking pouch for prolonged sweet tooth satisfaction. What more can you ask for than a useful