Turbo Bitch Mode Simmer Down Stress Putty

Ladies, are you feeling like you're about to hit Turbo Bitch Mode? Don't worry, we've got just the thing to help you simmer down and relax. Introducing the Turbo Bitch Mode Simmer Down Stress Putty!

This specially formulated pearl yellow stress putty is the perfect way to loosen up those tense muscles and soothe those frayed nerves. Simply squeeze it through your fingers and feel the stress melt away. And the best part? You won't end up in prison for lashing out at someone!

Packaged in a hilarious vintage-style tin, this stress putty makes for the perfect gag gift for any woman in your life who could use a little stress relief. It's small enough to fit in your purse, desk drawer, or favorite hiding place, so you can take it with you wherever you go.

Whether you're at work, home, or anywhere else that might trigger Turbo Bitch Mode, this stress putty is the perfect way to keep your cool. So why not surprise your friends, family, or coworkers with this fabulously fierce addition to their care package, gift basket, or stocking stuffer?

Don't let stress get the best of you. Grab a tin of Turbo Bitch Mode Simmer Down Stress Putty and let the worries of the day squeeze through your fingers. Trust us, your mind (and complexion) will thank you.