They Whine, So I Wine Stress Putty

They Whine, So I Whine Fidget Putty

Because, Well, Have You Met Kids?

Kids. From their toddler years to their twenties, they know how to whine a mom right to the brink of insanity. They Whine, So I Wine Putty is a momma’s best friend when the kids start acting like children, but a glass – or box – of vino isn’t an option. She can soothe those frazzled nerves and release some frustration while working the specially formulated dough in her hands and still be able to taxi the kids all over creation later.

Specs, Features and Bragging Eights

• Special formula loosens up as you work it in your hands
• Comes in fabulous relaxed mom tin
• Fun gift for moms at all stages of motherhood
• Comes in unique, red wine color
• Hilarious gag gift for your mom’s birthday, Christmas, Valentine’s Day, Mother’s Day, or because you know she didn’t even like wine until you came along
• Perfect for work, home and anywhere kids whine
• Tin measures approximately 85 mm and holds 60 g of putty

For Moms About to Pop Their Corks

They Whine, So I Wine Fidget Putty comes in an adorable tin that will make any mom giggle when motherhood gets real. It’s small enough to fit in a desk, purse, or wherever you hide your emergency chocolate stash. No matter where you are in your motherhood journey, your kids will give you a reason to wine. Always keep some mommy putty on hand and squeeze away the tension before you come uncorked.

This cute wine gift is funny and thoughtful for any mother who could use a timeout of her own. Surprise friends and family with wine red stress putty that offers some reality relief at a moment’s notice. It’s a sweet addition to care packages, wine gift baskets, birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or holiday gift exchanges. It also makes an awesome Mother’s Day or thinking of you gift for moms!

Tin measures approximately 85 mm and holds about 60 g of putty.

NOVELTY USE ONLY